Well, at least an odd or bad date gives me something to gossip about. I am relaxing in my apartment with a good glass of red and watching Sex and the City reruns - can't wait for the 2nd movie!!!! Anyway, back to the bad date issue. He picked the lower east side and I picked the bar (for a little bit of background). First time meeting him but we got along great via text (hahahaha) and very cute pics...
1. Don't agree to meet me at a bar and then order a diet coke. That makes me feel like a complete loser and alcoholic. Both of which I tend to do well on my own.
2. Don't pick a neighborhood where parking is a bitch and then drive!!! I was left sitting at the bar playing on my phone for close to an hour while he was "looking for parking". And I paid for my own beer in that hour. If I wanted to date myself - which I do from time to time - I would have gone to the park or a movie or brought my book.
3. Don't wear Ed Hardy.
4. Don't wear your hair in a faux-hawk. Especially when you have a normal hair cut.
5. Don't post only pictures that are about five years old and 20 lbs lighter on-line in your profile. I hate fake advertising.
6. Don't put a plastic life-sized skull and forearm skeleton in your car. Or a troll doll.
And last but not least - don't give a fake name. Its not like I checked his drivers license and know he was lying about his age. But all night all he did was talk about his time in the NHL and now plays for a minor league due to injury. Oh, and he helps coach the special olympics hockey team. And he owned/ran several restaraunts in the past and is working on his graduate degree in occupational therapy..... So, in the year 2010 I am pretty sure that I could Google ANYONE and find something about them. Let alone a past NHL player. Not so much with this guy. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Needless to say, no 2nd date.
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